A man walked into the ladies department of a Sears and shyly walked up the
woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" says the man, "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types
of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied "There is the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?"
Now confused, the man asked about the differences between them.
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses,
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."