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9/20/04 11:14 (UTC)
I have some more funny in a twisted way for you...

9 Out Of 10 Terrorists Prefer Bush
The Islamic militant group that claimed responsibility for the Madrid train bombings and the bombing of the UN headquarters in Baghdad last August has issued a statement. The statement says that Abu Hafs al-Masri supports the re-election of President George W. Bush:

"We are very keen that Bush does not lose the upcoming elections," it said.

Addressing Bush, it said: "We know that a heavyweight operation would destroy your government, and this is what we don't want. We are not going to find a bigger idiot than you." The statement said Abu Hafs al-Masri needs what it called Bush's "idiocy and religious fanaticism" because they would "wake up" the Islamic world.

Comparing Bush with his Democratic challenger, Senator John Kerry, the statement tells the president, "Actually, there is no difference between you and Kerry, but Kerry will kill our community, while it is unaware, because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish infidelity and present it to the Arab and Islamic community as civilization."

If you support a clash of civilizations holy war, vote Bush/Cheney in November. It's our only hope for armageddon.

Ganked shamelessly from Throwingstardna