i have customers who are resoundingly stupid, and i don't feel like dealing with them, plus, we are in the middle of moving the hosts on many of our circuits, so a big part of my job right now is setting this up and making sure this happens smoothly... boring, tedious, repetitive... today is not a good day as far as workplace attitude goes, can't wait til the end of the week at this point...
Human Virus Scanner The viruses that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
TotL: Go read Brunching Linux: Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. Junkfood: Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. Free BSD: The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Gaming: Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life. Industrial: Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band. Sci-fi: Stop wearing the stick-on ears. Religion: Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) British: No need for cure. Benign virus. UNIX: Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately. Southampton: Move to the Isle of Wight. Discordia: Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. Politics: Stop caring! Brand Names: Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Hippyism: Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. Computer Games: Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Conspiracy Theory: Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary. Environmentalism: Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Macintosh: Use a mouse with more than one button. Prog Rock: Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle. Viruses you might suffer from: USA (90%) Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] 8-Bit (90%) Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough. vi (90%) Escape Meta Alt Control Shift. Cars (75%) There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour. Japan (60%) Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
