March 22nd, 2002

asleep at mal 9/09

feeling a bit cynical today

i had a really good time at the club, but apparently i also had an allergic reaction to something i ate at dinner w/ my dad - got sick after dinner, at the club and at home... made getting a nice buzz difficult as i couldn't keep anything down... i'm hungry now, but kinda afraid to try anything solid... so far just some water today...

anyway, back to the cynical - a friend of mine sent me this, and it definately fits my mood lately

*Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
*The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
*It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
*Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
*Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
*If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
*Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
*Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
*If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
*If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
*Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
*Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
*A closed mouth gathers no foot.
*Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side a dark side, and it holds the
universe together.
*There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
*Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
*Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
*Never miss a good chance to shut up.
*We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...then things
get worse.
asleep at mal 9/09

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The Evil Criminal Test

Congratulations, you're Elizabeth Bathory!

Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.

Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.

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The Evil Criminal Test

Congratulations, you're Elizabeth Bathory!

Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.

Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.

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