Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
reconsider their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the
theory, 100 men were fed six pints of beer each within a one-hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to
think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned...
for obious reasons of coarse!