Instead, let's discuss some assumptions and attitudes that I've run across about me personally and disabled people in general. Because I'm fucking sick and tired of being treated like I'm mentally ill or stupid or lying about being sick and tired. I'm also sick of being broken, but that's another discussion entirely.
In the past few days I've had friends and family members ask me when I'm going to be better or if I'm ever going to get back to normal. I hate the fact that the answer is NO. Even when I'm on the right medications, it doesn't miraculously make the pain stop (or even go down to a tolerable 5-6 out of 10 - I haven't had a 6 since 11/1/10) or my immune system function or my memory suddenly work again. There is no getting well when you have chronic illness and permanent memory loss; I'll never be able to pull up my grandmothers' faces or my great-grandparents' or a lot of my friends' and chosen family's from memory again. I'll never be safe to drive myself, I'll probably never find a full-time job again, nor will I be able to stop taking 40+ pills a day to keep the minimal functionality I have.
And fuck you if you cannot understand how much that hurts, how much I miss being able to take care of myself, drive, think, both shower and leave the house without a nap in between, etc. Think about how frustrating it is that I need a 'personal caretaker' to leave the house (because I can't find my way home when I'm more than a couple of lights away), that I have to read the same book 2 or 3 times before I get what's going on, or that simple tasks for you are major undertakings for me. Seriously - try cooking when your hands are shaking and numb enough that you can't feel them (burns and cuts happen a lot); try going to the grocery store or even eating when the smell of most food makes you want to vomit (hyper- and para- osmia suck); try living with enough pain that you throw up a few times a week because the medication doesn't cut it. Then ask me again when I'm going to be back to normal.
Another friend, a resident in an ER, then posted about things he doesn't like patients to do. And the fourth thing on the list is bring him a printout of what's going on with them, their illness(es), the medication they're on and any allergies, new research about their condition, etc. And seriously - what the fuck? I get that you've gone to medical school, but did that really teach you how to deal with every fucking combination of co-morbid conditions; about every disease and illness on the planet and how to treat it; about what medications I personally am on to control my problems? Is there suddenly a world-wide hospital/doctor/pharmacy database that lets you see all my medical records, an up-to-date summary of the problems I have and the treatments I'm on? Or are you omniscient or telepathic so you can read the parts of my brain that I cannot personally access due to the memory loss? I didn't think so, which means that you should fucking take 5 minutes to read the 2 pages I brought with me because I can't remember it well enough to get it all straight.
And if I've taken the time to do the research and bring you the medical studies on some new treatment for one of my body's problems, perhaps you should take a few more minutes a look at it. Once again, unless you're omniscient I doubt you can know all the new studies going on in the world, and perhaps this new thing will help me if you take the time to look.
And then another friend made a post about how disability is a scam, and I almost lost it. I don't know if he's talking about me specifically, but it really doesn't matter. Things like that show up all the time, from lots of different people. And coupled with "hateful statements about the lives of 'defective' people like me: that we should all be shipped to Siberia to freeze to death, thereby cleaning up the population" it's too much.
I'd love to find a job, to be a healthy and productive member of society, but it's not in the cards because no-one is willing to hire me or make the needed accommodations for me to work there. The programs for finding disabled people jobs are piss poor nationwide, and the 'incentives' don't seem to get employers to give us a chance. Trust me, I've been searching for work for nearly two years now; I'm disabled but there are jobs I could do as long as someone is willing to work with my limitations. I have gotten exactly two interviews, and neither of them went past a first interview. So tell me, who is at fault here? I'm willing to work, I'm searching for work, I'm capable of work, and my disability seems to disqualify me from the get-go. I suppose I could omit it from my application, but as soon as I show up for an interview, it's obvious I walk with a cane and that in and of itself seems to make me undesirable if I don't automatically get ignored because I can't drive. So if you have suggestions on how I can find a job, and they're not just try harder or leave the cane at home or don't ask for the accommodations I'll happily listen. And if you don't then shut the hell up; you're doing me and every other disabled person on the planet a disservice.
I'm sorry if you don't like the things I've said here, if I've offended with my language or attitude, but in all honesty, tough shit. I have to deal with this every day, and trust me, I don't like it one bit. I wish there was a magic wand that would fix me, or that I'd win the lotto (I'd have to play first) so I could afford to fly around the world trying every treatment on the planet until I got better. But since those aren't realistic, it might be nice if you didn't treat me like shit because I'm somewhat broken. There's still a person in here, the same one you were friends with before, and she's not at all happy about the situation, but she's doing her best. How about treating her as the friend she is rather than as less than human?
ETA: The resident responded with an apology. Apparently his comment wasn't directed at well-informed patients, but people who self-diagnose off the internet and then insist that is the problem even when something else entirely is wrong. But once again, his intent wasn't clear in the original post. Sometimes speaking up loudly does make a difference, and maybe make people think twice before generalizing in an uninformed fashion again.
ETA2: This is not directed at anyone specifically - even when people ask me when I'm going to be better (which isn't usually face to face) they mean well. I'm just frustrated and venting. Although if I make it out in public and am feeling good, I'd rather try to forget that I'm fucked up for a few hours. And if you say "Hi, how are you?" and I tell you something's wrong I may want to talk about it, or I may want to talk about something else entirely - if we know each other well enough that I answer fully you should be able to read my expressions and body language and figure out which, and if you can't and I change the subject please drop it.