Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
"Do not fear the ghosts in this house; they are the least of your worries."
Neil Gaiman, The Hidden Chamber (poem) in Fragile Things
Probably not bad as far as these things go.
In other news, I have caught another cold, I've gotten my period 5 times since Thanksgiving (can't afford to be on the Wiley Protocol right now due to no health insurance, and this is what my body does without it), and my brain feels like it's full of quicksand. At least the cold will go away eventually (why do I have to be allergic to cold medicine though? no antihistamines, cough syrup, aspirin, etc makes this worse).
Lastly, if you haven't seen these videos you should:
And since embed won't work: http://vimeo.com/34813864 Fotoshop by Adobe