sullen, God asked, "What is wrong with you, Adam?" Adam said, "I don't have
anyone to talk to... to play with... to eat with... except the animals."
God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a
Woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you
discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every
decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and
will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love
and passion when ever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like
this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I
get for a rib?" And the rest is history.